Kid Questionnaire

This was going around FB a few years ago.  I looked it up and asked Hinton the following questions this afternoon:

Kid's Questionnaire

Ask your child to answer the questions and type their answers in. Kids say the darndest things!! :-)

1. What is something mom always says to you? 

No.   (Me:  I always say no?  Hinton:  If I’m not being a good listener.)

2. What makes mom happy?

If I am a good listener.

3. What makes mom sad?

If I am cranky at you.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

By laughing!  And being silly.

5. What was your mom like as a child?

You were the same.

6. How old is your mom?

I don’t know.  (Me:  You’re  4.  How old does that make me?  Hinton:  44?)

7. How tall is your mom?

I don’t know.  And I don’t know how to guess.  How many inches are you?

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?

The View

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

Look for me.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

I think on Star Wars.  The mom kinds.

11. What is your mom really good at?

I think . . . watching TV!

12. What is your mom not very good at?

Not watching Star Wars.  (Meaning, I don’t watch Star Wars with him.)

13. What does your mom do for her job?

Go to work!  At the library.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?

Hmmmmm.  Macaroni and cheese!  (Which I never eat.)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?

Jumping and laughing

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

A Big Bad Wolf!  Hahaha!  Or maybe Princess Leia in Star Wars.

17. What do you and your mom do together?

Go to places.  Like to the grocery store and the Post Office and the Library and Daddy’s store and Mother Goose too.

18. How are you and your mom the same?

We both laugh like this:  Hahahaha.  That makes us the same.

19. How are you and your mom different?

By not laughing.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

By being a good listener and having some chocolate milk.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?

When he watches Star Wars with me.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

The Library and Value Village.